Working alone these days, I miss the office tiffs..but I witnessed one this morning while I was doing my 40 lengths at Todmorden baths.

“Will Susan please go to poolside”, came over the pa. A few minutes later, Susan appeared at poolside, mouthing “Wanker” silently, to relieve the  young man watching we swimmers.

I guess sitting there waiting for one of us to drown is not such a popular stint among the staff….