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Cumbria Police
In the dock: Cumbria Police
Charge: Bringing the police service into disrepute and wasting public money
Evidence: A printed laminated notice on a gate one a country path in Grasmere, the Lake District. It says:
Police Warning
There are police community support officers in this area observing dog owners who are failing to clear up after their dogs. They are adopting a zero tollerance attitude to all offenders.
£75.00 Penalty tickets WILL be issued to offenders.
Verdict:
GUILTY!!!!!!!!
Sentence: Go out and CATCH SOME CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!