Archive for 04/02/2009

First loses the plot

Did you know that Cheryl Cole would be the best celebrity bus companion. Did you care?

Nicola Shaw, Managing Director First UK bus, says: “While clearly many people still find their partner at work or through friends, it is interesting to see that in some places more people have found lasting love on public transport than through online dating sites.  In these cash-strapped times, I think people can take heart from the results of this poll, confidently cutting their subscriptions to expensive online dating sites in favour of taking a trip on the bus; it could be the most exciting journey of their lives!”

Now I have a high regard for Nicola Shaw. She told me she was going to be taking a close interest in the company’s PR. But please, Nicola, forget these fatuous fake polls!!!

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